you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy