We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already