the new term for farting is butt boxing.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?