ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before