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So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.

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(609): So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that. http://tfl.nu/rpbd

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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???

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(609): i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on??? http://tfl.nu/8had

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not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies

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(609): not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies http://tfl.nu/jxw6

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i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.

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(609): i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic. http://tfl.nu/thtn

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Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us

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(609): Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us http://tfl.nu/r5ct

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the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.

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(609): the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real. http://tfl.nu/krsx

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he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.

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(609): he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea. http://tfl.nu/w4ku

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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined

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(609): I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined http://tfl.nu/fupt

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you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it

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(609): you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it http://tfl.nu/ioqt

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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

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(609): ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! http://tfl.nu/wkf6

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IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU

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I don't want it.

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(609): IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU (1-609): I don't want it. http://tfl.nu/jvul

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how was your night?

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well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?

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(609): how was your night? (212): well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was? http://tfl.nu/mtku

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I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.

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(609): I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old. http://tfl.nu/3g8e

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i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.

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(609): i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier. http://tfl.nu/075q

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if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless

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(609): if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless http://tfl.nu/3wa2

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