then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Why is your signature on my underwear?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?