It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.