I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.