I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
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You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.