I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
It was like getting head from an anaconda