The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
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So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.