Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina