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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.

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(406): he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me. http://tfl.nu/3m0w

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Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.

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(406): Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified. http://tfl.nu/dihz

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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?

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(406): What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name? http://tfl.nu/6xxw

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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.

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That was definitely the right answer.

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(406): She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her. (409): That was definitely the right answer. http://tfl.nu/zisl

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We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.

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(406): We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase. http://tfl.nu/9rce

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I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.

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(406): I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing. http://tfl.nu/w8ww

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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.

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(406): Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana. http://tfl.nu/lih3

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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.

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(406): That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub. http://tfl.nu/1hw4

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Its weird to pet your cat with a boner

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What the fuck?

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(406): Its weird to pet your cat with a boner (1-406): What the fuck? http://tfl.nu/9pm4

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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...

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Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?

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(406): Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack... (303): Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c? http://tfl.nu/og73

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we convinced you the moon was a planet...again

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(406): we convinced you the moon was a planet...again http://tfl.nu/tbv6

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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.

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And we all know God doesn't like sinners.

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Amen.

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(701): The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out. (406): And we all know God doesn't like sinners. (701): Amen. http://tfl.nu/nq0i

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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.

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(406): As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network. http://tfl.nu/cww0

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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal

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(406): i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal http://tfl.nu/k627

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he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.

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(406): he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut. http://tfl.nu/l4ub

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