Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.