i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside