it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...