It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?