The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet