Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up