you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet