Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.