last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
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