I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass