The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes