laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"