we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
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apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
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I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.