I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you