Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.