AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"