His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.