Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?