She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.