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You in for a dick vacation?

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YES, even though I have no idea what that means

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(619): You in for a dick vacation? (1-619): YES, even though I have no idea what that means http://tfl.nu/ak79

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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.

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(619): This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for. http://tfl.nu/6gu4

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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.

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(619): Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman. http://tfl.nu/nljs

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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.

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(619): I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things. http://tfl.nu/mpyy

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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.

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(619): I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize. http://tfl.nu/w9hf

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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.

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(619): She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it. http://tfl.nu/d8em

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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.

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(619): I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs. http://tfl.nu/h2q5

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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.

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(619): Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket. http://tfl.nu/fgzh

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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?

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(619): Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out? http://tfl.nu/ne0t

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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?

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(619): Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit? http://tfl.nu/j01e

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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats

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(619): Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats http://tfl.nu/741y

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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.

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(619): Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming. http://tfl.nu/68ul

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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.

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(619): So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole. http://tfl.nu/on15

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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich

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(619): Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich http://tfl.nu/84vp

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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening

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(619): I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening http://tfl.nu/88kw

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