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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.

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I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.

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(580): She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand. (580): I'm worried because he hasn't removed it. http://tfl.nu/hp4o

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I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.

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(580): I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots. http://tfl.nu/rb8t

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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.

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(580): I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian. http://tfl.nu/4ukn

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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?

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First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?

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(580): Why is there a muffler in the livingroom? (405): First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance? http://tfl.nu/9zfd

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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...

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(580): Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass... http://tfl.nu/ix5i

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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out

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(580): Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out http://tfl.nu/fusv

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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.

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(580): The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference. http://tfl.nu/nnsg

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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.

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(580): It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck. http://tfl.nu/h6bo

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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??

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(580): Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come?? http://tfl.nu/rcqs

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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting

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(580): This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting http://tfl.nu/ouax

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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party

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(580): the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party http://tfl.nu/1oc7

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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.

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(580): the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that. http://tfl.nu/mchf

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The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.

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(580): The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive. http://tfl.nu/8405

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There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...

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(580): There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber... http://tfl.nu/bvkz

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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!

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I'm not seeing this movie with you.

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(405): VAGINAS ASSEMBLE! (580): I'm not seeing this movie with you. http://tfl.nu/6pon

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