Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.