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  IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH

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  We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba

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  No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks

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  I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.

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  That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist

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  I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD

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  I AM IN MILD DISTRESS

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  I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out

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  Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter

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  I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people

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  I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies

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  I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.

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  Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?

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  So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.

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  I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss

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