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  So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?

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  Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!

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  They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo

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  Mind. Blown.

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  DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????

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  Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.

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  I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.

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  I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.

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  IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH

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  We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba

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  No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks

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  I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.

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  That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist

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  I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD

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  I AM IN MILD DISTRESS

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  I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out

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