Last Night in Kansas (316)

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  I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck

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  Consume your own penis you ugly freak.

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  My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car

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  I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”

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  I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say

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  High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me

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  Where the hell are you

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  He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing

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  New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit

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  You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows

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  We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way

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  I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away

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  It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...

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  I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey

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  It’s a holiday tradition at this point

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  Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl

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  I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?

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  Depends on how cute he is

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