I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.