I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
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I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable