Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever