Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?