There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.