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(217): View more from Illinois

Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?

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(480): View more from Arizona

I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning

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(631): View more from New York

im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies

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(650): View more from California

you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(563): View more from Iowa

he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes

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(925): View more from California

They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.

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(408): View more from California

Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand

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