plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL