I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
that's not how you spell hell yes.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.