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I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
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