If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.