He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca