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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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