Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
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Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate