I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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I want your cock.
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