Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
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I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.