She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
23 People Confess The Trashiest Thing They’ve Seen In Person
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..