I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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