Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome