i would punch a child for taco bell
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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