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Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
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