At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.