this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
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